Don’t Let The Bad Customers Bite
(I work for a “heavy haulers” trash company. We pick up the big stuff the normal guys can’t, like furniture, dressers, and more. In our area there’s a bad bed-bug epidemic, so everyone is required to at least double-wrap the furniture. A woman calls us asking for a date to pick up a couch.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. What do you need?”
Caller: “I’ve got a couch I need to throw away. When can you get it?”
Me: Our next pick up date is Wednesday. All furniture must be at least double-wrapped or we will not take it.”
Caller: “Why?”
Me: “There is a bed bug epidemic in our area and we have to be careful.”
Caller: “But I don’t have bed bugs.”
Me: “That doesn’t matter if you do or don’t. Regulation says all furniture must be double-wrapped”
Caller: “This is bullshit! You’re making me pay extra for wrap for no reason!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but all furniture must be double-wrapped.”
Caller: But I don’t have f****** bed bugs!”
Me: That doesn’t matter. All furniture must be double-wrapped, or we can’t take it. No exceptions.”
Caller: *enraged* “WHAT? YOU THINK I LIVE IN SOME F****** PIG STY?”
Me: “I never said that ma’am, I’m sure you have a lovely home. But as per order all furniture must be double-wrapped.”
(She nearly slammed her phone down, judging from what I heard after ending the conversation with a reluctant “Fine!” and her address. When we went to collect the couch from her alley we saw a wrapping job that looked like she had a seizure when doing it. And while putting it on the truck my partner saw three bed bugs under the wrapper.)