The First And Last Time You Go Out Of Your Way To Help A Customer
Customer: “I need paint to match this color I saw.”
Me: “We can try to match that, sir. Do you have the sample?”
Customer: “I saw it on TV yesterday! It was that home renovation show with that guy with the face. He put up some lamps. I need the paint to be the color of the lampshade.”
He stares at me expectantly.
Me: “Sir, I need you to bring in a sample of the color for me to match. I can’t make a paint color from that… description.”
Customer: “But it was only on TV yesterday! I want it to match the lamps!”
Me: “I don’t really watch TV, sir.”
Customer: “Don’t lie; everyone watches TV!”
Me: “What was the name of the show? Maybe I can find it online—”
Customer: “You know! The home renovation show! With the guy! The guy with—”
Me: “—the face. Yes. One moment.”
Against my better judgment, I use my work phone to Google last night’s television schedule and try to find anything that looks like a home renovation show. There are a lot of channels!
Me: “What channel was it on?”
Customer: “HGTV.”
Me: “The channel that’s nothing but home renovation shows?”
Customer: “Did you find it yet?”
I show him the schedule.
Me: “Sir, can you pick which show it was from this list? All the people in it have… faces.”
Shockingly, the customer can actually name the show! I look at the episode name and number and, luckily, can find it recapped on YouTube. Against all odds, I find some clips of some lamps.
Me: “Was this the lamp, sir?”
Customer: “Yes! Finally! Now was that so painful?”
Me: “Not in ways you could imagine, sir.”