I am working as a cashier in a tiny convenience store. A small TV is playing above me showing the news, specifically about a former US president pleading not guilty to indictment charges. One of the guys who delivers soda cans to the store is chatting with me since it’s quiet.
Delivery Guy: “Huh, I wonder if he can still run for president if he’s charged with a felony?”
Me: “Actually, he can. Actually, technically, he could still run for president even if he was in prison. There’s nothing in the Constitution to stop it if it were to happen.”
I’m currently a history major, so this topic came up recently and I am happy to discuss it.
Delivery Guy: “Huh… I wonder if they’ll ever propose a change to the Constitution if that happens?”
Suddenly, a customer who was browsing near us swings to face us, her face a scrunched-up face of anger and bitterness.
Customer: “That’s unconstitutional! We’ll never vote for any changes to the Constitution! It was perfect the day it was written!”
Me: “Ma’am, are you a woman?”
Customer: “Of course!”
Me: “Did… did no one tell you about the nineteenth amendment? The one that allowed women the right to vote?”
Customer: “Stop trying to confuse me with your propaganda!”
Me: “By ‘propaganda’ you mean ‘history’?”
The customer huffs and storms out. Another customer comes up in her wake.
Next Customer: “She knows what an amendment is, right?”
Delivery Guy: “Honestly, I don’t think she even knows what the Constitution is.”