One More Thing The Nazis Ruined
(My parents are from India. My uncle is visiting and my mom is talking to him about a trip she took recently to the West Coast.)
Mom: “In the city, it was very segregated, you know! I stayed in the Chinese section, and everything was covered in Chinese lanterns and letters and all and the people were Chinese, and then I went to the Jewish section and everyone was wearing the black caps and the buildings all had Jewish symbols–”
Aunt: “Jewish symbols?”
Uncle: “Ah, like the blue star or the Swastika or something.”
Mom: “No! Not the Swastika! That is the symbol of the Nazis.”
Uncle: “Oh! See, I knew the westerners had corrupted that symbol and I knew that it was associated with the Jew.”
(To be fair, there are many Indians who wish the Allies should have lost the war because they know much more about the Bengal famine happening to Bengalis in India and other British atrocities in India than they know about the Holocaust happening to some faraway religion in some faraway place. However, my uncle represents the European and African foreign relations for his company that purchases and sells to people in Europe and Africa, making me wonder how many deals he’s lost in the past due to Nazis.)