It Will Be A Laborious Celebration

, , , , , | Right | March 8, 2019

(I’m pregnant and recently started showing, which has lead to many well-intentioned comments from customers.)

Customer: “When are you due?”

Me: “October.”

Customer: “Well, when the baby is born, you’ll have to celebrate!”

Me: “Oh, I have a feeling I’ll be ‘celebrating’ all night long!”

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Unfiltered Story #97597

, , | Unfiltered | October 12, 2017

I’m pregnant amd recently started showing which has lead to many comments from customers. Also, the pregnancy had lead me to make lots of silly mistakes which I largely blame on pregnancy brain. This happened after one such mistake.

Me: sorry about that. my daughter stole my brain cells and she wont give them back.

Customer: im sure she’ll give them back eventually. I feel like I’ve just started to get back some brain power from my daughter.

Me: oh? How old is she?

Customer: 14

Me: ….

Getting Stupider By The Generation

, , , , , | Related | August 9, 2017

(I’m pregnant and recently started showing, which has lead to many comments from customers. Also, the pregnancy has lead me to make lots of silly mistakes which I largely blame on pregnancy brain.)

Me: “Sorry about that. My daughter stole my brain cells and she won’t give them back.”

Customer: “I’m sure she’ll give them back eventually. I feel like I’ve just started to get back some brain power from my daughter.”

Me: “Oh? How old is she?”

Customer: “14.”

Me: “…”

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Their Love Is (On) Special

, , , , | Romantic | July 4, 2017

(I work as a pharmacy technician and wear barcode stickers on my hands to easily identify myself to the computer. Today I forgot to take them off before picking my husband up from work resulting in obligatory “what would you cost if we rang you through the register?” jokes. Also important: we recently announced I’m pregnant.)

Husband’s Coworker: “I’m sure whatever you ring up for it would be too high for [Husband] to afford you.”

Husband: “It’s true. I got her on sale.”

Me: “It’s a two-for-the-price-of-one special.”

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