They Don’t Cover That Part In The Medical Books
(While waiting at the doctor’s office, I overhear a conversation between a four-year-old girl, her mom, and her aunt. The mom is filling out an intake form for the little girl, chuckling at some of the questions.)
Mom: “Do you have a headache? It’s important to tell the truth, because the doctor needs to know.”
Girl: “Yes. No. Yes. Yes, I do. No.”
Mom: “Okay, are you pregnant?”
Girl: “Nooooooo.”
Aunt: *laughs* “I bet she doesn’t even know what that means.”
Mom: “Tell your aunt what you have to do to become pregnant.”
Girl: *raises her hand and counts off with her fingers* “Go to school! Get a job! Get married! Have lots of babies!”
Mom: “See, I told you she knows.”
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