Don’t Sit At That (Vege)Table
(My university dining hall posts allergen information for the most common allergens. Unfortunately, some of us have less common allergies and the listed allergens aren’t enough, so I’ve learned to ask about ingredients.)
Me: “Hi. Could you tell me what vegetables are in the vegetable pot pie?”
Employee: “What does the sign say?”
Me: “It says, ‘Vegetable pot pie,’ so it doesn’t say what vegetables are in it.”
Employee: “I would assume it’s just vegetables.”
Me: “That doesn’t answer my question. There are many different vegetables. Some of them I can eat; others I can’t.”
Employee: *shrug*
(I ended up not risking it. But, seriously? This is not a weird question.)