Sounds Like Someone’s Making Her Own Problems
For whatever gripes I have about our company, they’re very understanding about sick days. We “officially” have five days per year, but if you’re on day five and need a sixth, as long as you’re not obviously going way over, doing it year after year, or otherwise abusing the generosity, you just get the extra.
I had to do so for the first time last week, as I had already taken three days off through the year and then ended up with a nasty upper respiratory infection — thankfully not THAT one. So, with a doctor’s note in hand, I took off Wednesday through Friday. Everyone wished me a speedy recovery, Human Resources said they’d take care of it, and my boss even offered to bring me over some homemade chicken soup. It was pretty tasty.
Fast forward to Monday. I’ve got another day of antibiotics to go, but I’m feeling as close to 100% as I do most Mondays, so I head in, even wearing a mask just to be safe. Everyone is giving me well wishes and hopes that I am feeling better… except for one coworker who decides to wander over after a bit.
Coworker: “Kind of selfish, huh?”
Me: “What?”
Coworker: “Six days.”
Me: “‘Six days’ what?”
Coworker: “You’ve had six sick days this year.”
Me: “Oh, yeah, it sucks being sick. HR cleared it, though.”
Coworker: “Yeah, but we didn’t. We really could have used you.”
Me: “Ha! No. No, you couldn’t have.”
Coworker: “Do you have any idea how busy we were?!”
Me: “Yeah! Not busy at all! Everyone said how slow it was, and I checked the numbers and confirmed it.”
Coworker: “But because you weren’t here, we all had to cover.”
Me: “You don’t even work in my department. What the heck did you have to cover?!”
She lists some tasks.
Me: “…I don’t do those things.”
Coworker: “No, [Coworker #2] does, but because you were lying around the house, she couldn’t, so I had to.”
Me: “Oh. Well, that’s different. Thanks for letting me know.”
Coworker: “So, you get why—”
Me: “I’ll make sure to let our department head know you’re having [Coworker #2] do your work for you. I was wondering why her numbers were down recently.”
Ms. Nose-In-My-Business glared at me and made a motion several times like she was going to start talking. No sounds escaped her, though, and I just kept a pleasant smile. Eventually, she stalked back to her desk, and I got back to mine, and I reminded my teammate to not take on tasks from other departments without instructions from our direct boss.