Definitely Would’ve Cherry-Picked Having That Day Off
CONTENT WARNING: Serious Accident/Injury (Car meets cherry picker)
I’m a construction worker — or rather, I was.
One day, I am working on the facade of a building in a cherry picker. For those of you who don’t know, a cherry picker is basically a platform you can stand on at the end of a very long hydraulic arm attached to a small self-propelled chassis.
I’m restoring a historic building downtown. It’s very finicky work, especially as we’re limited in the techniques we’re allowed to use. I used to be one of very few people willing to work on this style of historical building.
I start hearing something of a commotion, but I’m very focused on my work, and if I turn to look, it could ruin a whole day’s labor or more. I hear lots of sirens and loud honks. I can tell SOMETHING is wrong; I’m not an idiot. I start getting to a point where I can move away from my work as quickly as practically possible.
The noises get louder, and I turn to look. I have just enough time to see a blue Toyota Camry plow into the chassis of the cherry picker.
The whole thing jumps, and I’m thrown off of the platform. I don’t remember hitting the ground, but when I wake up, the cherry picker’s arm is lying across one of my legs, and a grizzled older paramedic is standing over me.
Paramedic: “You alive, man?”
Me: “I thought it would hurt more.”
Paramedic: “That’s not a good sign. Please don’t try to move. We’re going to put an IV in you, knock you out, get the picker arm off of you, and get you to the hospital.”
And they did. I lost the pinned leg despite the paramedic’s best efforts; it was too damaged.
The driver of the car survived. He was a drunk driver, and he was trying to evade pursuit by the police. He got seven years but got out on good behavior after four. He didn’t have insurance.
Rehab took me years, and now I work as a trainer teaching other people how to do the restoration work I used to do.