Their Scam Is Small Fry, Part 2
I am on the headset at a fast food restaurant when a customer comes in with her bag of food, looking very angry.
Me: “May I help you?”
Customer: “Yes. I just came through the drive-thru and got these fries and they gave me food poisoning. I’d like to talk to your manager.”
Me: “Of course, let me go get him.”
I get the manager and he follows me to the front counter.
Manager: “What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “You need to throw out that whole bag of fries. They gave me food poisoning.”
Manager: “When did you get the fries?”
Customer: “Twenty minutes ago. I want my money back.”
Manager: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I assure you that our fries are fine.”
Customer: “So why am I sick, then? Are you saying that I’m not sick?”
Manager: “Okay. May I see your receipt?”
The customer hands him the receipt.
Manager: “You got the fries with a discount card. They were free.”
Customer: “I want the money back for my sandwich.”
Manager: “What’s wrong with the sandwich?”
Customer: “After being food poisoned by the fries, it spoiled my appetite.”
The manager finally gives in and gives the customer her money back. She then orders another sandwich and stands at the front counter while she quickly eats it.
Other Employee: “May I help you?”
Customer: “I’m just going to stand here and finish my food to make sure I don’t get food poisoning again.”
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Their Scam Is Small Fry