Well Played, Indeed: The Comic

, , , | Not Always Right | Right | October 6, 2013

Medical Mishaps Themed Giveaway Roundup

, , | Not Always Working | Working | July 7, 2013

Medical Mishaps Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. A Rash Of Bad Advice (1,515 thumbs up)
  2. This Job Can Take Years Off Your Life (1,134 thumbs up)
  3. Badside Manners (940 thumbs up)
  4. Sometimes Chivalry Needs To Back Off (994 thumbs up)
  5. An Acute Lack Of Care (978 thumbs up)
  6. With Spacey Nurses, Nobody Can Hear You Scream (966 thumbs up)
  7. Why Patients Run Out Of Patience, Part 3 (1,046 thumbs up)
  8. Stupidity Is A Forgon-orrhea Conclusion (1,255 thumbs up)
  9. Their Brains Aren’t Running At Full Tilt (1,275 thumbs up)
  10. Mess With My Family And You Mess With Me (1,223 thumbs up)

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Her Rules Of Thumb Suck

, , , , , | Las Vegas, NV, USA | Related | May 29, 2013

(I am three years old. I have a really bad cold that is keeping me from sucking on my thumb to sleep. I go downstairs to cry to my mom.)

Me: “Mommy, I can’t suck my thumb!”

Mom: *sarcastic* “Just stick it in your ear.”

(I put my thumb in my ear.)

Me: “It’s not working!”

(My mom had to leave the room so I that I didn’t see her laugh.)

Weekly Roundup: Health & Body

, | Not Always Right | Right | April 21, 2013

Weekly Roundup: Health & Body. This week, we share five stories about customers dealing with (and sometimes creating) health and body issues!

  1. Selfish Smokers (8,128 thumbs up)
  2. If The Zits Don’t Kill You, The Angst Will (4,553 thumbs up)
  3. It’s A Perm, Not A Sperm (2,716 thumbs up)
  4. Miss Diagnosis (2,961 thumbs up)
  5. Hollywood, M.D. (2,202 thumbs up)

PS #1: check out our Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

PS #2: Read more roundups here!

A Face For Every Occasion

, , , | Right | October 8, 2009

(A customer is getting a beauty treatment done and is trying to work out why she has skin problems.)

Customer: “I just don’t understand it. I take really good care of my skin. I get facials and I only use really good make-up.”

Me: “Well, the problem could be caused by something really simple, like an allergic reaction. Have you always used the same brand of make-up?”

Customer: “Yes, and I only use the best! I can’t be allergic! I don’t ever use the cheap stuff!”

Me: “It’s probably something else, then. What do you use to remove your make-up?”

Customer: “Like… what?”

Me: “When you take off your make up at night, what do you use?”

Customer: *silence*

Me: “Do you use a cleanser or soap and water?”

Customer: “I don’t take it off. Are you supposed to?”

Me: “Well, yes. Make-up can cause damage to your pores if you wear it constantly. Why don’t you take it off?”

Customer: “In case I have to answer my door when I’m asleep.”

Me: “In your sleep?”

Customer: “Don’t judge my social life! You probably don’t have many friends!”

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