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Chemically Imbalanced, Part 11

, , , , , | Right | September 15, 2022

I am taking an order in a Chinese restaurant. This is during the time when social media and the news were going hard on MSG and how it would give you a heart attack or cancer or something else. Asian food was particularly strongly targeted, even though MSG could be found in food across practically all cuisines.

Customer: “And make sure none of the items have any MSG! That stuff kills you!”

Me: “Some of our items are made with MSG as a flavor enhancer, but I can ask the kitchen if they can leave it out for you.”

Customer: “Good! I don’t want any artificial chemicals in my body!”

Me: “Would you like a drink?”

Customer: “Yes, diet Coke.”

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Why Does No One Understand Personal Space?! Part 2

, , , , , , | Friendly | September 15, 2022

This story takes place in France during the summer of 2020. The global health crisis has “slowed down” a little bit, so masks are not mandatory but are still strongly promoted. I am wearing one while walking to my job. I’m not really good at interacting with strangers, and this morning, I’m still feeling sleepy.

I’m on one of the main streets of my city when I see a man with a paper in hand who seems lost. We are in a tourist area, especially in summer, so I imagine he is a tourist looking for someplace. I make eye contact a little bit unintentionally, so he starts talking to me.

Man: *In French* “Hey, are you Italian?”

We’re close to the Italian border, and yes, I’m part Italian, but I’m starting to get creeped out.

Me: “Yes.”

He switches to Italian and starts SHAKING MY HAND.

Man: “Oh, you’re beautiful. Are you from Milano?”

Me: *In Italian* “No. Sorry, I need to go to work.”

Man: “Oh, okay. Goodbye.”

Then, he proceeded to shake my hand and try to kiss me on the cheek. Now, that’s kind of a normal thing to do in France between people that know each other, as a way to say hello or goodbye (pretty much like a handshake). It is not something you do with a stranger, and obviously not something you do in the middle of a global health crisis.

Oh, and since I had a mask on, instead of the cheek, he kissed me on the neck. I practically ran away, and when I got to my office, I went to the bathroom to clean myself as much as possible. I still don’t understand how I did not react, but I think I was just amazed someone could do something this stupid.

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Blood, Sweat, And Tears

, , , , | Working | September 14, 2022

It is our busiest time, and I have at least a dozen projects waiting for me, all of which will take a long time to do. At this moment, my boss accidentally knocks over a glass bottle behind some shelves. It’s at an angle where I have to do some fancy gymnastics to reach it, so when I grab it — you guessed it — I cut my hand quite deeply.

Boss: “Wait, you should see to that.”

Me: “I don’t have time to bleed!”

Boozing And Boating Can Only Lead To Bad News

, , , , , , , , , | Healthy | September 14, 2022

CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content of a medical nature. It is not intended as medical advice.

 

My boyfriend and I offer sailing holidays. People book a berth in a cabin and live and sail with us for one week. This, of course, means that we actually live with our customers and spend A LOT of time with them in very limited space.

I used to work as a nurse until March 2017. During training, we theoretically learned first aid in a “wild” setting, but that’s very different from emergencies in hospitals where you have a big crew and the right equipment. Still, you know the basics, and you learn how to calmly analyse the situation before making decisions. One of the guests in this story was (is, probably) a gynecologist working in a delivery room, so the situation was pretty much the same for her.

This happened during the summer of 2017, in a marina in Italy.

We arrived at the marina at noon because of an incoming gale. The crew was a bit grumpy over the short day out, but safety first. Next to us was another boat that had stayed in all day, opting for drinking and enjoying the sun in the cockpit instead. They were already pretty drunk.

Our crew got out some bottles of wine and started drinking, too. They were all adults, so there was nothing wrong with that. (Our guests aren’t allowed to drink before or during sailing. Afterward, it’s up to them.) There was a decently-sized motor yacht on the other side. The owner was lonely and invited all of us over. Our crew (minus my boyfriend and I) and some of the neighbours went.

A few hours later, all but two of our guests came back, claiming it was just too much for them. Everyone was drinking very heavily. Those who stayed were the gynecologist and her friend.

In the evening, [Friend] came back; he needed to use the loo. He was angry because the yacht owner would only let him use the one on board if he took his shoes off. (Never, ever enter someone’s boat with shoes on; that’s a huge faux pas. The yacht owner was not asking for something unreasonable with his request.) [Friend] stomped back to our boat, but instead of using the toilet, he just peed on our gangway and started an argument. It was annoying and embarrassing.

We went to bed around midnight. [Gynecologist] and [Friend] were still partying. At four in the morning, [Friend] rushed into our cabin.

Friend: *Yelling* “Someone fell in the water! We need help!”

We rushed over, just in time to see people managing to drag one of the girls from the neighbouring boat back up onto the dock. [Gynecologist] acted correctly and put her in a recovery position, and the woman started to vomit water. The others told us that the girl was leaving the yacht and fell off the gangway, went under the dock, and resurfaced on the other side. Bad, bad, bad. Port and marina waters are notoriously dirty and nothing you want to swim in, even less inhale.

We ran over and my brain was in nurse mode, analysing and planning what to do. My boyfriend and I told the yacht owner to call for an ambulance. This is where [Gynecologist] started to forget her training. She was absolutely wasted and in no condition to be practicing medicine. 

Gynecologist: *Slurring loudly* “An ambulance isn’t necessary! She just needs to sleep it off!”

The woman was in and out of consciousness. My brain was remembering something from training about secondary drowning; she definitely needed an ambulance. As the yacht owner called for one, I rushed back on board my boat to get blankets and then went to guide the ambulance to the right place. After a few minutes, I could hear yelling from the dock and went back.

When I brought the blankets, it kick-started the medical training in [Gynecologist].

Gynecologist: *Screaming at my boyfriend* “You need to get infusions! I need to put in an IV line!”

Boyfriend: “What? No.”

Gynecologist: “You’re a murderer!”

Boyfriend: “One, we don’t have that stuff on board, and two, even if we had it, I would not let you near anyone with a needle in the shape that you’re in.”

More screaming followed.

When the EMTs finally arrived, [Gynecologist] refused to move over so that they could reach the woman. She was trying to explain to them in slurred, drunken German what had happened and was hovering over the woman. The Italian EMTs, of course, couldn’t understand a word that she was saying and were trying to get her out of the way.

Boyfriend: “Would you just move over and let the professionals do their job already?!”

During that time, I was knocking on the door of the neighbour’s boat, trying to wake them up. Someone would need to accompany the woman to the hospital and bring her papers. They were really annoyed at me banging at their boat in the middle of the night. When I told them what had happened, one man let out a loooooong, annoyed sigh and called her name. It sounded like it wasn’t the first time something like this had happened.

The next day, [Friend] apologized for his behavior the previous day; he was super embarrassed. [Gynecologist], not so much. She saw my boyfriend and screamed at him again.

Gynecologist: “I AM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!”

And she stormed off. She kept her word until two days later. Then, she got wasted again and started crying. She felt so belittled because he had called the EMTs “professionals,” and she felt that he didn’t take her seriously as a doctor. She refused to accept that she had been drunk.

The woman who fell off the boat was admitted to the hospital. She was in the ICU for two weeks. She had severe pneumonia from aspirating the dirty marina water, and according to our neighbours, she was close to dying from secondary drowning.

I know that a lot of people associate boating with drinking, but it can turn dangerous so, so fast. The woman was lucky to survive.

What A Weird Way (And Time And Place) To Flirt

, , , , | Right | September 13, 2022

My mother works in cardiology.

Patient’s Dad: “So, you work with hearts?”

Mother: “Yep!”

Patient’s Dad: “Oh. I wonder if you could heal a broken heart.”

Mother: “Um… I don’t know about that.”

The guy’s wife was RIGHT THERE.