Unfiltered Story #134578

, , , | Unfiltered | December 24, 2018

I look quite a bit younger than I am. At twenty-five I am the manager of a packaging/shipping store. I am also married.

A customer comes in, spots my wedding ring, and assuming I am a teenager, asks me incredulously “are you married?” Of course I responded “yes” while holding my left hand up.

She got a puzzled look on her face, and asks “So you have children?” (assuming that I must have gotten married “so young” because of an accidental pregnancy). “Nope, my husband and I are waiting a few years before we have children.

I just pleasantly waited on her, and watched her walk out the store looking extremely confused.

Ignoring The Law Doesn’t Mean The Law Ignores You

, , , , , | Legal | November 14, 2018

(My mom and I are enjoying a girls’ day out, going from one store to the next. We hit some traffic so we have to stop. Then, we feel the car lurch forward and hear a thump sound. Mom looks behind us to see another car far too close.)

Mom: “Did she just hit us?”

Me: “I… I think so.”

Mom: “Seriously? And she’s just sitting there?”

(I get out of the car and walk back. The woman watches me intently. I look at the bumpers touching and look at her. She is now waving her hands like she is shooing me away. I point to the point of contact and she mouths, “It’s okay! It’s fine!” I walk back to her passenger window and knock. She looks straight ahead.)

Me: *knock knock* “Hello? Ma’am, could you please roll your window down?”

Woman: *ignores me*

Me: *knock knock knock* “Excuse me, you hit our car. I just want to see if there’s any real damage. Hello?”

Woman: *still ignores me*

(I shrug and take out my phone, taking a few quick photos of our cars and her in the driver’s seat before walking back to capture her license plate. When I do that, the woman gets out of her car.)

Woman: “Get away from my car!”

Me: “I could say the same to you!”

Woman: “Oh, don’t be such a baby. I barely tapped you.”

Me: “So, you admit there was a connection?”

Woman: “What? No! You tricked me! That’s entrapment!”

Me: “I have the photos I need to file a claim. If you don’t give me your insurance info, I’ll be forced to contact the police and report you for fleeing the scene.”

Woman: “This is ridiculous. There’s no damage!”

Me: “If you’re sure, back up your car so we can see.”

Woman: “No! I don’t have to do anything! You’re harassing me!”

(My mom has a few feet of space in front of her, so she moves forward. Sure enough, there is a softball-sized dent in her bumper.)

Woman: “Oh, my God. You can pop that out so easily. I’m done. I’m just done.”

(With that, she gets back in her car and goes back to ignoring me. I tell Mom to pull over to the side of the road, as traffic is starting to move up ahead. As soon as she has space, the woman darts out of line and flies down the shoulder.)

Mom: “What is she doing?!”

Me: “Leaving. She says she’s not at fault.”

Mom: *stunned* “Seriously?”

Me: “She kept ignoring me, too, like I’d just go away. But I got her info. We can file a claim.”

(We called the local police and explained what happened. The officer on scene looked at me in disbelief and rolled his eyes. After much back and forth between insurance companies, her insurance paid for a new bumper and she was charged with leaving the scene.)

I “Haven’t” Got Anything Nice To Say

, , , , , , | Learning | June 14, 2018

(I am meeting with my advisor to discuss scheduling my first classes. I was enrolled at another college a few years prior to this for a different major, but decided to move back home and switch to a medical field. On my way to the campus, there is a traffic jam due to an accident. I call my advisor’s office and leave a voicemail explaining my tardiness and apologizing. I arrive ten minutes late and rush in, still apologizing to the secretary. She smiles and asks if I’d like a seat and some water. Before I can answer, I hear a cough behind me. My advisor sticks his head out of his office.)

Advisor: “[My Name]?”

Me: “Yes. Yes, I’m so sorry. There was an accident and I—”

Advisor: “Late is late.”

Me: “Oh. Okay. I left a voicemail for you—”

Advisor: “I don’t care.”

Me: “Okay… Can we still meet or should I reschedule?”

Advisor: *long pause* “I can run through your curriculum with you this time, but next time, leave earlier.”

Me: “Okay.”

(Throughout the entire meeting, I get the feeling he simply doesn’t like me. He asks questions and doesn’t wait for an answer, and he assumes I know nothing about college or how classes work, basically implying that I’m an idiot. He actually makes a phone call, not related to our meeting, when I am mid-sentence! Finally, this happens:)

Advisor: “There are links here at the bottom of this page. They cover studies you should be familiar with before your first class. Have you followed them?”

Me: “No, I haven’t seen them, but I will tonight.”

Advisor: “Excuse me?”

Me: “I’ll watch them tonight.”

Advisor: “No. What did you say, exactly?”

Me: “Uh, I think I said—” *repeats*

Advisor: *stares at me* “Proper grammar is very important.”

Me: “What did I say?”

Advisor: “You don’t say, ‘haven’t seen.’ It’s improper.”

Me: “With all due respect, sir, I’m pretty sure ‘haven’t seen’ is correct.”

Advisor: “…”

Me: “…”

Advisor: “Get out.”

Me: “What? Why?”

Advisor: “I will not waste my time with someone who thinks they know more than me.”

Me: “I wasn’t trying to say that.”

Advisor: “Leave. Now.”

(I left and immediately went home to my husband, angry, confused, and on the verge of tears. He encouraged me to write a letter to the head of the department and the Dean. I did, and they both agreed that my advisor was out of line. I switched advisors and went on to get my degree. I haven’t seen him since.)

Like Stealing Candy From A Cry-Baby

, , , , , | Right | February 6, 2018

(I work in the pro shop at a local golf course. Recently, there have been some large crows hanging around the parking area that will snatch candy, crackers, or chips right out of a golf cart if they have the opportunity.)

Customer: *storms into the pro shop* “That crow stole my candy bar out of the golf cart! I want another candy bar!”

Me: “No problem. That will be $1.00.”

Customer: “What? No! I want you to give me another candy bar free, because that crow took it out of your golf cart!”

Me: “Sorry, sir, but it’s not our responsibility what nature does to your food.”

Customer: *now almost screaming* “That’s wrong. It was a crow on your property!”

Me: “Sir, we have no control over what a bird does outside of our building.”

Customer: “That’s bulls***. I’m just going to take another candy bar!” *picks up one and starts walking toward the door*

Me: “Sir, you must pay for that candy bar; if you walk out without paying, I will have to call the police.”

Customer: “No, you won’t.”

Me: “Yes, I will. I have your name, and you gave us your phone number when you made your tee time. The police will find you and arrest you for petty theft.”

Customer: *returns the candy bar to the rack and leaves*

Unfiltered Story #91983

, , , | Unfiltered | August 29, 2017

(I work at a large chain garage, with our own battery brand and warranty, as a service writer.)
Customer: My battery is bad and it’s only a year old. I bought it from you guys. It won’t even start my car or charge! I had to take it out myself to bring it in here! (She is visibly irritated.)

Me: I’m sorry to hear that ma’am. Well, if you’ll just let me take your battery, I’ll have to test it. If it tests bad I will certainly get you a new one free of charge. However, if it’s completely dead, which it sounds like it is, I’ll have to charge it for an hour first. If you leave me your number, I’ll call you in an hour with the results. (She leaves me her number and storms out.)

An hour passed and the customer calls back and speaks to my master tech while I’m busy with a customer. The conversation went something like this:

Tech: Yes ma’am, your battery is done charging and it tested good. There is most likely an underlying cause that had drained the battery completely.

Customer: That’s impossible! You’re a bunch of lying $#@holes! I had this battery tested at 3 different places and they told me it had a bad cell.
*Tech chuckles a bit under his breath*
Tech: Ma’am, our batteries are maintenance free, meaning the cells are sealed. The only way to test for a bad cell is to remove some electrolyte with a hydrometer and test that. This is of course impossible with a sealed battery, as there is no access to the cells.

Customer: You people just don’t want to warranty your own battery! I want to speak to a manager!
*Tech puts me back on since I’m the ASM*

Me: Hello again ma’am, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Explain to me, how three different places told me the battery is bad, but you, the place I bought it from, suddenly tell me it’s good?!

Me: That would be because the battery took a full charge and tested good ma’am. Did these three other places charge the battery first?

Customer: Of course not! I told them it wouldn’t take a charge since it wouldn’t charge for me at home!

Me: I see. What type of charger did you use on the battery at home ma’am? Because it was completely dead when you brought it to me.

Cusomter: I used my truck.

Me: What?

Customer: I hooked my jumper cables up to my truck while it was running and attached the other end to this battery. I did it for 20 minutes and it didn’t take the charge!

*Customer comes back into store in person and makes me test the battery on a different machine that shows voltage when putting a load on, all while on the phone with her brother. The battery put out 12.4v without load and 11.4 with load.*

Customers brother: Wow, 11.4, that’s really low. Must be a bad battery.
*My veins were exploding at this point so I ran up front, grabbed a brand new battery, and tested it right in front of the customer. The new battery read 12.4v and 11.4v with load.*

Customer: *blushes with embarrassment* well, I’ll be contacting your store manager! This battery better work now!

It’s been two weeks. Haven’t heard anything.

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