We have a new manager who gladly does not suffer fools, both with his coworkers and especially with the customers. Since we’re a hardware store and sell power tools that can be pretty dangerous, we try to make sure some customers know what they’re purchasing.
We have this one customer who is that terrible combination of both rude and stupid. The first time my manager had to deal with him, he tried telling me about the experience.
Manager: “I think I just met the stupidest customer on the planet.”
Me: “Can you describe him?”
Manager: “Tried buying a circular saw. Looks like he knows which crayon tastes best.”
Yup, I knew exactly who he meant. This crazy customer has suffered multiple self-inflicted injuries due to his inability to follow instructions for the power tools, so now we have a moral obligation to ask what he’s buying it for whenever he comes back.
Customer: “Where are your chainsaws?”
Manager: “Dare I ask, what are you going to be using it for?”
Customer: “Why is that any of your business? You guys always give me a hard time! Y’all are lucky you’re the only hardware store around!”
Manager: “I just want to know what it’ll be used for so I can advise the best one for you.”
Customer: “I’m going all out on Halloween and I wanna be Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre! I bet ya didn’t expect that, did ya?!”
Manager: “No, sir, you continue to meet my expectations…”
He did not sell him the chainsaw.