A Drilling Over The Carpet
I live in a small town in Kansas. Before caller ID, I got a few calls that went to the answering machine at my house.
Caller: “Bob, we got that [Brand] drill you wanted to look at. Stop by.”
Caller: “Bob, you need to stop by about that [Brand] drill before we have to send it back.”
Caller: “Bob, we had to send the [Brand] drill back and charge you a restocking charge of 15%.”
Several days went by, and then I got another call from the same company, telling Bob the carpet he’d ordered was in. Only this time, he identified himself and left his phone number, so I called the guy.
Me: “You called about carpet arriving for Bob?”
Caller: “Yes, Bob, your carpet is here.”
Me: “I am not Bob.”
Caller: “Then why are you calling me?”
Me: “You have been calling the wrong number and leaving Bob messages. Bob isn’t getting them.”
Caller: “Then why are you calling me?”
Me: “Well, dude, I don’t really care, but I was just trying to help you out by telling you that you have been calling my house in Kansas and I am not Bob. You might want to check the number you are calling before you lose Bob as a customer. And, by the way, maybe you should check your attitude, a**hole.”
I hung up.