When Will “They’re From A Different Time” Stop Being An Excuse?
This happened when I was about nineteen, working as a volunteer in a charity shop. The shop in question was on a fairly narrow street with businesses on either side, so the front of our store directly faced the café a few feet opposite. I’ve always been a somewhat well-endowed girl, and I have always been quite self-conscious of the fact, and while I don’t particularly dress to hide my body, I don’t dress to show it off, either. I just wear whatever I feel comfortable in.
On this day, I was in the shop window, redressing one of the mannequins and organising the window display. I was busy focusing on my task, so I was oblivious to anything going on outside.
After a moment, the shop door opened, and in hobbled an elderly man. I would have put him in his nineties, easily — the stereotypical little old man with a cap and walking stick.
I looked up to acknowledge him, but he cut me off before I could speak.
Old Man: “Hello, love. I was just sitting in [Café] and saw you in the window. I had to come in and tell you that body of yours has made my year!”
Me: “I’m… sorry?”
Old Man: “If this is how [Charity Shop] advertises from now on, I might just camp out at [Café] more often just for that view!” *Chuckles* “Very tasty view, indeed! Just wanted to let you know!”
He smiled widely and hobbled back out again. I watched in shock as he ambled back across the street to the café, feeling my skin crawl. I went and put my jacket on before finishing the display as quickly as I could and removing myself from the window.
It’s been nearly ten years and I still get creeped out remembering this old man who made the effort to walk across a road to tell a complete stranger that the sight of her body had made his day, all in a tone that suggested he genuinely thought I’d find it flattering.