CONTENT WARNING: Fatal Car Accident
I am never late for anything unless something way out of my control happens. My coworkers laugh about the time I was going to be on time instead of my usual twenty minutes early and I panicked so much I called ahead to tell them I would be… on time. For weeks, they would call me to tell me they would be on time for their shift. It’s all in good fun; I don’t mind at all that being punctual is what I’m known for.
One day, honestly, everything goes wrong for me. We lose power overnight, which means my phone goes flat, which means my alarm doesn’t go off. I am working an earlier shift than normal, so my body clock is no help. When I get into the car, it beeps that it is on E, so I have to go get fuel in order to even make it to work.
All told, it’s seventeen minutes after my shift starts by the time my frazzled self makes it through the door. I’ve resigned myself to being made fun of when I walk in.
Manager #1: “[MY NAME]! Oh, my God! Thank God. Are you okay?!”
Me: “Hey, [Manager #1], sorry I’m late. I—”
Another manager scurries over.
Manager #2: “Oh, my God, [My Name], I’m so relieved you’re here! Are you all right?”
I once again start answering only for another coworker to come running over with a worried look on his face.
Coworker: “[My Name], holy s***. Can I give you a hug?”
I hug my coworker. It’s not that unusual — I’m a big hugger if people are comfortable with it and I’ve known him for years — but I notice that everyone looks like they’ve been crying or just incredibly upset and are stunned to see me standing there.
Me: “Okay, guys, I get that I’m late and that’s weird, but what the heck is happening?”
My manager very somberly told me that they were all joking around about me not being there super early when someone told them that a few blocks from the store a young woman driving a red sedan — the same colour and size as my car — had been hit and killed by a truck running a red light during the time I would have been driving to work. When they tried calling me, my phone was turned off and no one could reach me. They tried my girlfriend’s phone, but hers had also run flat overnight so it too was turned off.
So, that’s the story about how my being less than twenty minutes late to work had an entire store of people convinced that I was quite literally dead.