His Name Is FTW
(At the supermarket where my boyfriend works, he has to sign his initials each time he finishes with a job. His initials just happen to be “WTF”. One night he gets a call from his manager, who is notoriously mean-spirited.)
My Boyfriend: “Hello?”
Manager: “Do you think this s*** is funny?!”
My Boyfriend: “…Excuse me?”
Manager: “Do you think I have time to waste from you and your bulls***? You put those letters down like it’s a joke?”
My Boyfriend: “That’s my name, [manager]. W***** T***** F****.”
(The manager is silent on the line for a few moments.)
Manager: “…Umm, okay. Carry on. See you at work on Sunday.” *hangs up*