Our Store Is Now Offering The Manager’s Special: Sick Burns!
We have this creepy older guy who always tries to flirt with the woman working the checkouts, even the part-time new starters who are around sixteen. It’s totally gross.
I’ve rejected him so many times that he’s become a bit bitter and cruel whenever he sees me. This is fine by me, as he usually tries to avoid my checkout lane, but for some reason, I get him today.
Customer: “Oh! It’s you! I didn’t recognise you as you’re actually wearing makeup today! No wonder. It’s amazing how much better you girls look in makeup.”
I try to ignore the remarks and just scan his items.
Customer: “Make sure whoever you’re wearing the makeup for knows what you really look like, eh? Don’t want him to be too shocked when it all comes off!”
My checkout manager has seen who I am currently serving and has wandered over. She strikes up a conversation with me, loud enough for the customer to hear.
Manager: “I’m always concerned for men who complain about how different women look without makeup. Like, do they think eyeshadow is permanent?”
Me: “I know! Like, do these people get scared when people change clothes?”
Manager: “Well… babies have no concept of object permanence.”
And with that, my manager stared pointedly at my customer for a moment before smiling at me and wandering off.
He was noticeably silent for the rest of the transaction.