Nuts About Clams
(An older gentlemen approaches me while I am stocking frozen meats.)
Customer: “Where are the clams that are in the flyer?”
Me: *slightly puzzled* “We haven’t had clams in this store in a long time, if ever.”
Customer: “Well, I saw them in the flyer.”
Me: “Do you have this flyer on you?”
(I ask because half the time the customer produces a flyer from a completely different store.)
Customer: “No, I don’t think so.”
Me: “One sec, I’ll fetch the current one…”
(A few moments later.)
Me: “They aren’t in here, sir.”
Customer: “Ah, there. That’s them!”
(He points to a picture of pistachios. In all fairness, in this photograph, they do look a bit like small clams. Between the resolution of the image and perhaps the old man’s eyesight, it’s an understandable mistake.)
Me: “Sir, those are pistachios.”
Customer: “Oh…”
Me: “…yeah.”
Customer: “Well, do they taste like clams?”