Acting Bittersweet About The Sweets
(I was working as a promoter for a [Popular Brand] inside a supermarket telling people that they can buy certain items within the brand for a certain amount of money and then receive a gift at the front. I explain this to one woman.)
Customer: “Do dark chocolates count?”
Me: “Yes, they certainly do.”
Customer: “But they didn’t count last week.”
Me: “I wasn’t aware of that; I worked in a different store last week, but I assure you, you will receive your gift if you buy the dark chocolates.”
(The woman was still suspicious, so I showed her the list of products that I had in my hand.)
Customer: “What about the one for cooking?”
Me: “Yes, that one counts as well.”
Customer: “But they didn’t count last week!””
Me: “Again, I know nothing about that.”
(I show her my list again.)
Customer: “How much is it?”
Me: “I’m not sure. It’s around [price], but if you look over there, just a couple of meters away, you’ll see the exact price.”
Customer: “How do you not know the price? You work here.”
Me: “Actually, I don’t work in the supermarket. I don’t even work for [Popular Brand]. I work for a marketing agency that was hired by the brand. I work in different stores every week and the prices vary.”
Customer: “You know, I’m older and, therefore, wiser, so I’ll forgive you this time, but there are all sorts of idiots out there that are going to make a fuss about something as trivial as this. I would advise you to try and do your job a little better next time. But it’s okay.”
(She kissed me on the cheek, smiled a fake smile, and walked away without the chocolates.)