(It is shortly after the EU release of the popular video game ‘Grand Theft Auto V.’ I have just gotten off from work, and am walking through the supermarket I work at to get to the employee exit. I have just entered the beverage section of the supermarket, when suddenly a guy around the age of 18 comes crashing into one of the beverages coolers on a three-wheel kids bike.)
Me: “Whaa-”
(Before i get to react, he turns his head to me, still sitting on the bike, and looks at me.)
Customer: “Yo, give me all your money, b****!”
(I just stand completely confused, when suddenly he turns his head back down the aisle he came from.)
Customer: “Aww, f***, they are on to me!”
(He quickly pedals away from me on the little bike, followed by a girl I presumed to be his girlfriend running after him. She faces me shortly before running after him.)
Customer’s Girlfriend: “I’m so sorry. He has been playing that new Grand Theft Auto game all week.”
Customer: *a couple of aisles away* “You ain’t getting me punk!”
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Grand Theft Innocence, Part 11
Grand Theft Innocence, Part 10
Grand Theft Innocence, Part 9
Grand Theft Innocence, Part 8
Grand Theft Innocence, Part 7