Some Customers Really Need To Change
(I work as a cashier in a small grocery store. An older woman comes to my register with two gallons of milk and some bread.)
Me: “Okay, ma’am, your total comes to $10.08.”
Customer: “I only have ten dollars!” *waves a ten dollar bill in my face*
Me: “You know what? I’ll just pay the difference for you, since you’re a regular.”
Customer: “Fine.”
(I take a quarter out of my pocket, complete the transaction, drop the change in my pocket, and hand her the milk.)
Me: “Have a great day, ma’am!”
Customer: “Where is my change? The screen says my change is 17 cents.”
Me: “Well, since I used a quarter to pay just the eight cents I took the rest of the change back.”
Customer: “You should give it to me! You’re stealing from me, you little b****! Let me talk to your manager!”
(She continues to yell at me and my manager for a few minutes, calling us evil thieves.)
Manager: “No one is stealing from you, ma’am. She didn’t even need to pay the difference on your total.”
Customer: “I’m never coming back here again!”
(She storms out.)