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They Love To Create Toxic Environments

, , , , , | Right | April 13, 2024

We are a small, independent store, and the owner is conscious of the environment. As a result, we have switched entirely to paper bags. They are good quality and can handle heavy groceries, and most importantly, we don’t charge any more for them than we did for the plastic bags.

Customer: “It’s so cool that you’ve done away with the plastic. I love shopping here for that.” 

Me: “Yes, it’s certainly better for the environment.” 

The customer behind my current customer in line sneers and scoffs.

Other Customer: “All that climate change bulls*** is just big corporations trying to make money by making you use paper bags that will dissolve.”

Me: “You’re welcome to bring in your own plastic bags to carry your groceries, sir.”

Other Customer: “I’m just saying, climate change isn’t real.” 

Customer: “Chill, dude.”

Other Customer: “What? There’s no real science to prove climate change, and these paper bags are expensive. Coincidence?” 

Customer: “I wasn’t looking for a debate. I was just saying I like the paper bags.”

Other Customer: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate!”

Customer: “It’s not devil’s advocate if you’re just a moron.” 

Mr. Climate Change Denier was blissfully silent (albeit glaring) for the rest of his time in the line.

From Impatient To In-Patient

, , , , , , , | Right | CREDIT: JadedCloud243 | April 13, 2024

CONTENT WARNING: Blood
 

After dialysis today, I go to our local grocery store to get something for my lunch and dinner.

Of course, it’s packed, and entitled behaviour is everywhere. An Audi R10 with no disabled badge parked across two disabled bays is just the start. There are kids running around screaming pushing into customers, etc.

Whatever. I limp round as fast as I can using the self-scan. I hate this thing, but I’m tired, hungry and hurting. I get my shopping, go to the self-service till, and scan to download my shopping. Of course, I get flagged for a basket check.

The poor girls on duty here are run off their feet, so I just wait while everyone queuing complains about how long it’s taking.

I suddenly get tapped on my shoulder, and I turn to see a pissed-off-looking woman around forty-five-ish.

Woman: “Move it! Your till has reset!”

Indeed, it has gone back to the start page due to the wait. She carries on grumbling at me to move. Then, she gets hold of my left arm and squeezes hard to try and force me to move. I yell in pain and a staff member runs over.

Staff Member: “Back up! He’s got to be basket-checked!”

The woman carries on whining, but then my screen is brought back up with my shopping on it.

I go to pay when she finishes, and blood trickles out my sleeve.

Me: “Oh, s***!”

Staff Member: “Go sit down on the bench there. I’ll call for a first aider.”

I’m already putting pressure on it as I know what’s happened. My left arm has a surgical fistula for dialysis. Basically, they join an artery and vein into one blood vessel. Bleeding from this can be potentially fatal if not dealt with.

I take my hoodie off with help while the woman continues to whine as security won’t let her leave.

The staff member sees my arm; it’s very swollen in sections from the treatment. When the woman squeezed, she ripped the scab open. Pressure stops it, but it takes time.

Then, I hear a familiar voice; my best friend has just come in to do some shopping.

Best Friend: “You okay, [My Name]?”

Me: “I need a dressing kit. There’s one in my car.”

He nodded, took my keys, and asked where I was parked. He returned a few minutes later with the pack, and with his and the staff member’s help, I stopped the bleeding fully and then cleaned and redressed the needle wounds.

By this time, cops had turned up, and yes, I agreed to press charges.

I felt like crap all afternoon because of her, and I used up some Kaltostat (a special dressing that causes blood clotting to stop bleeding rapidly). This stuff is expensive, like £60 for a box of ten dressings. Thank God I get that on prescription, but now I’ve used an extra day’s supply.

She will be charged by CPS, but it could be a month or so before trial at best, possibly longer.

The fistula kept oozing blood. Then, it bled heavily the following day — to the point where we called 999 and I was taken to hospital by ambulance.

The wound got infected, so I was put on IV antibiotics and an emergency neck line for dialysis. I had surgery to repair the fistula, but I ended up losing it; it was just too old, battered, and damaged to keep using regardless of the woman hurting it. The surgeon said she accelerated it by about six months.

All because someone was impatient.

My friend who was there for part of it phoned me to say he gave a statement today about what he saw (which was mostly me trying to stop the bleeding).

I’m in pain, scared, and just want to punch someone.

The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 19

, , , , , | Right | April 12, 2024

A customer is buying three items in a deal where you get three for the price of two.

Me: “That’s $70, please.” 

Customer: “That’s not right!”

Me: “The deal is to buy three for two, and they’re $35 each.”

Customer: “Yeah, that’s why I got three!”

Me: “Yes, and you have to pay for two at $35 each.”

Customer: “Yeah, so that’s, like, what, $27?!”

Me: “How… wha… how can one be less than the price of two?”

Customer: “Don’t be a snob! Not all of us went to business school!” 

Me: “I work as a cashier in a grocery store.”

Customer: “It’s a business, ain’t it?” 

Related:
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 18
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 17
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 16
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 15
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 14

Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 7

, , , , , , , | Right | April 11, 2024

I’m working at the checkout in a grocery store. It’s admittedly very busy and chaotic, but most customers are forming orderly lines at the checkouts. A customer cuts through a bunch of customers and stands ready for me to serve him next.

Me: “Sir, there is a line.”

Customer: “I’ve made a new line.”

Me: “Uh, no, sir, there’s only one line.”

Customer: “Show me where it says there can only be one line.”

Me: “Well… it doesn’t, but it’s generally understood—”

Customer: “So, there’s no sign saying I can’t do it? Well then, here I am. Serve me next.” 

I look over to the other three customers in line, all glaring at this guy. I start speaking to them all.

Me: “If you could all move two inches to the left to make an even newer line, I can serve you first!”

The glaring customers immediately smile and move an inch or so to the left — but still very much in the same line — and I serve them next.

Customer: “What are you doing? I was next in line!”

Me: “I made a new line.”

Customer: “But I made the new line! I was next!”

Me: “Show me where it says there can only be one ‘new’ line.”

The customer glared at me, threw his items to the ground in protest, and stormed out.

Related:
Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 6
Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 5
Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 4
Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 3
Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 2

When The Manager Flips A Customer Quicker Than You Can Flip A Coin

, , , , , , | Right | April 11, 2024

We have been very busy today — unexpectedly so due to an incoming storm that’s meant to be pretty bad. We’ve had a run on supplies, and our staff has been struggling to keep the tills stocked up with change.

A customer has paid with cash, and I am unable to get him exact change with bills alone, and as I have run out of paper dollar bills and coins, I use something I wasn’t expecting to.

Customer: *Counting their change* “What the f*** is this?”

Me: “That’s a dollar coin. I know they’re not used very often, but it’s legal tender and—”

Customer: “F*** that, give me a dollar bill!”

Me: “I’ve paged a manager to come and restock my register, but since we’re very busy today, it might take them a few minutes to—”

Customer: “Get them here, now! I don’t have time to waste! There’s a storm coming!”

Me: “Yes, I am aware, sir, as I’m here, too.”

Customer: “Yes, but you need to help us, and here you are giving me f****** fake coins! I’m gonna complain to your manager about you!”

Finally, my manager rushes over mid-customer rant. [Manager] is red in the face and clearly out of breath.

Manager: “[My Name]! Here’s your float. Sorry it took so long.”

Customer: “You need to discipline your employee! They tried to give me a fake coin!”

He shows his shiny dollar coin, and my manager looks shocked.

Manager: “Oh, wow! I haven’t seen one of those in a while! They’re super rare these days! Can I buy it back from you?”

Customer: “Wait, what?”

Manager: “That’s a dollar coin, yes, but they’re collector’s items, now. [My Name], I’m surprised you’d just give one out like that!”

Customer: “Oh… well…” 

Manager: *Holding out a dollar bill* “So, shall we trade?”

Customer: *Suddenly holding the coin like Gollum would The One Ring* “Actually, you got any more?”