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Welcome To Retail, Part 8

, | Right | October 16, 2023

Customer: “Where is the peanut butter?”

Me: “Aisle ten.”

He comes back a few minutes later.

Customer: “You don’t have any more.”

I walk over there and point it out to him.

Customer: “Oh, okay. Thank you.”

However, he then goes and tells my manager that I wouldn’t tell him where the peanut butter was! My manager calls me to the front.

Manager: “Sir, I just hired this young man, so I have been observing him and watching him work on the cameras. I saw where he showed you. Why are you lying?”

The guy’s face goes beet red and he just walks out of the store and never comes back.

Manager: *To me.* “Yeah. They like to f*** with us like that.”

Me: “Why?”

Manager: “Because they’re miserable and they want us to be too. Don’t worry; I got your back.”

What an eye-opening moment for me.

Related:
Welcome To Retail, Part 7
Welcome To Retail, Part 6
Welcome To Retail, Part 5
Welcome To Retail, Part 4
Welcome To Retail, Part 3

Refunder Blunder, Part 68

, | Right | October 15, 2023

I work at the customer service desk at a grocery store. A woman comes up to me with a bag for a return.

Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

Customer: “I just need to return this can of sloppy joe mix.”

Me: “May I ask the reason for the return?”

Customer: “This one is defective.”

Me: “What exactly is wrong with it?”

Customer: “This one doesn’t have any meat in it.”

Me: “Canned sloppy joe mix does not come with meat.”

Customer: “Are you stupid?! Stop trying to make me look stupid!”

Me: “Of course not! I’m happy to process the return, it’s just if that’s the reason you’re returning it you will find the same issue if you buy it again.”

Customer: “I’m gonna go back in the store and get one myself! You’ll see!”

She storms off! She comes back about ten minutes later:

Customer: “I hate your store! I didn’t want to give you any more money so give me that refund!”

She was back next week. 

Related:
Refunder Blunder, Part 67
Refunder Blunder, Part 66
Refunder Blunder, Part 65
Refunder Blunder, Part 64
Refunder Blunder, Part 63

Kindness Translates

, , , , , , , , | Right | October 15, 2023

I work in a pharmacy contained inside a larger grocery store. A woman comes to our counter with a cart containing some groceries, and two young boys are with her, obviously twins. She hands me a prescription for some medicine.

Me: “Are you on any insurance plans or Medicaid?”

Parent: “Sorry… my English… bad. Medicine… for them.”

She points at her boys; now that I am looking, they do look quite poorly. They translate for her.

Boy #1: “Mom doesn’t have any insurance. The clinic saw us for free but they couldn’t give us the medicine so they sent us here.”

Me: “I see. Does your mom know that this medicine will cost over a hundred dollars?”

The boy translates to the mother, who looks shocked and then a little broken as she looks at her groceries and then at her boys. She says something to them, and again, they translate.

Boy #2: “It’s okay, we can put this back. Mom says she’ll buy the medicine.”

I glance at her cart and see what looks like only essentials: store brand bread, eggs, cereal, some canned goods. The whole cart probably comes to less than thirty dollars.

Me: “We have some ways we might be able to bring that cost down if—”

Boy #1: “Mom doesn’t have papers. She’s… seeking asylum.”

The fact that the young boy knew what I was about to ask and had that well-rehearsed answer ready to go told me all I needed to know.

I get the prescription ready, but instead of charging her for it at our counter, I print a label intended to be scanned at the checkout. This isn’t normal practise, but we can do this if we’re unable to take payment at the pharmacy. I hand the medication with the label to the boy.

Me: “Take this to the checkout counter and you can pay there.”

The boys both nod and they explain to their mother. As soon as they’re gone, I furiously call the checkout manager. As soon as she picks up, I explain what just happened.

Me: “My hands are tied on this end — I can’t discount the medication — but surely you have some coupons or gift cards on your side? Is there something you can do?”

Checkout Manager: “How much was the medication?”

Me: “$112.”

Checkout Manager: “Leave it with me.”

Fifteen minutes later, the checkout manager comes over to find me. I ask what happened.

Checkout Manager: “Such sweet boys! I think they struggled to translate for their mom what a ‘ten-thousandth customer of the month’ prize was, but explaining the $150 coupons of store credit was a lot easier!”

A few minutes later, we both saw the mother and her two boys shopping again, picking up the essentials they had diligently returned to the shelves earlier.

Crocodile Dundee Is Picky With His Sauces

, , , , | Right | CREDIT: CookieBomb6 | October 14, 2023

I’m a manager in the deli of a large southern chain grocery store. I’m heading back from lunch and cut through the international foods aisle. I see an older man in army-style khakis kinda hunched over his cart.

Because of his older age, my immediate concern is that something is wrong. I slow down to check on him and see if he needs help.

However, I see that he has a bottle of soy sauce in one hand, and a large hunting knife in the other that he’s using to cut open the bottle.

My new concern is for the safety of everyone else!

Given that I’m a smaller woman, I make the choice not to confront the man myself alone and use my headset to page for help.

Me: “There’s a man in [aisle] with a huge knife opening bottles.”

Coworker: *Baffled.* “There’s a what?”

Me: “Nope, you didn’t hear that wrong.”

Luckily for us, our store is frequented by local firefighters and police officers. Two local firemen overhear me and come rushing over to see the guy.

Immediately the yelling starts.

Fireman: “Put away the weapon!”

Customer: “I only want to test the sauces to find one I like!”

We all now notice the five already-open bottles back on the shelf. The firefighters block off the aisle to prevent other shoppers from getting near as the store manager arrives:

Store Manager: “Sir, you have to leave.”

Eventually, an on-duty cop (who had come in to buy dinner) steps in to escort the man outside and remove him from the property while he hollers and shouts the whole time that he’s done nothing wrong.

We are still baffled to this day about just what that guy was thinking. We now use this incident to judge customer crazy levels: 

Are they a “you’re out of item!” crazy or “using a knife to test the sauces” crazy?

Sir, This Is A Wendy’s…

, , | Right | October 13, 2023

I occasionally sub in at the “Food Avenue” area which is our store’s little fast-food counter. An older woman comes in and is seemingly disoriented.

Customer: “A cheeseburger.”

I ring her up she tries to insert her library card into the credit card reader. Our store’s credit card readers take the entire card in, read it and then eject it. I watch her attempt to use her library card two times. I guess I don’t say anything because of the initial disbelief. I stop her on the third attempt:

Me: “Ma’am, this is a library card.”

Customer: “I know, they take it at your store downtown.”

Usually, I would call out a situation like this, but she says it like she completely believes it and is genuinely frustrated that it isn’t working here. She seems very confused, so…

Me: “Everything looks fine, ma’am.”

I made her our very cheap cheeseburger and she left seemingly happy.