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The Customers Of Checkouts’ Past

, , , , , | Right | December 24, 2018

(I am working on the last open checkout on Christmas Eve, about thirty minutes before we finish early for the night.)

Supervisor: *showing up at checkout without warning* “Can you finish up with this customer, and then see [Manager]?”

Me: “Um, sure?”

(I finish up with the customer, then head over.)

Manager: “I’m afraid you’ve just had a customer complaint.”

(A customer I had served some fifteen minutes beforehand, seeing I am being spoken to, decides to storm over to us from the customer service desk.)

Customer: “YES! That’s him!”

Manager: *looking me dead in the eye with an all-consuming seriousness* “The customer has complained that you were too cheery… Keep it up! In fact, you can clock out early; have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!” *waves happily at me*

(As I was walking away, I heard the customer screaming about how she [the manager] would never work at this store again… promptly followed by some random guy with a gruff Glaswegian accent: “And a merry f****** Christmas to you, too!” It was magical!)

The People In Line Are Not Your Ally

, , , , | Right | December 24, 2018

(It’s Christmas Eve and my day off. I decide to go up to the town for a few bits and pieces, and call into the store where I normally work. I pick up what I need and go to the till of my friendly and cheerful colleagues. Another woman is just being served as I approach the till; she looks miserable and annoyed.)

Colleague: “Hello there, madam! How are you? Do you need a hand with your packing?”

Customer: “Give me a bag.”

Colleague: “Of course. Do you want a small bag?”

Customer: “Whatever will fit this in.”

(My colleague looks over at her shopping and chooses a bag for her. While he’s sorting it out, the woman looks over at me with an exaggerated sigh and raises her eyebrows.)

Colleague: “There you are. Would you like a hand at all?”

Customer: “No. I can do it.”

(She packs her shopping, all the while throwing odd glares at my colleague while he’s not looking.)

Colleague: “That’ll be [total], please, my dear!”

(He takes the money and, as per our store policy, checks the £10 note with a UV light.)

Customer: *in an undertone to me* “What’s he doing now?! Ridiculous!”

Colleague: “Here’s [total] change. Thank you very much, and we’ll see you again soon!”

(She takes the change. He’s preoccupied with sorting out something on his till, so he doesn’t see her look towards me and mouth, “No, you won’t!” She moves to the next vacant till to sort out her shopping, and my colleague notices I’m next in line. As usual, he gives me a big greeting and scans through my shopping.)

Colleague: “Thank you very much! Do you have your staff discount?”

(I took my staff card out of my pocket, and as my colleague put in my number to give me my discount I just caught a glimpse of the woman who had been quietly slating my colleague to me; she looked like she had been slapped in the face!)

This Just Isn’t Scanning Through Her Head

, , , | Right | December 21, 2018

(In Canada, the Scanning Code of Practice states that if a product rings up at a certain price but the shelf advertised it at a lower price, the customer gets the product for free, and a refund if they have already paid. This following exchange happens near the end of my long shift when I’m about ready to go home.)

Customer: “Excuse me. I just bought this [Specialty Bread], and the shelf said it was $2, but the receipt says it’s $2.99.”

Me: *after verifying that the bread is actually $2* “Okay, I can give you a refund for it.”

Customer: “Why am I getting my money back? I still want the bread; it’s what I came to the store for.”

Me: “You get your money back and the bread for free, since the shelf price and the scanning price are different. That’s the scanning code of practice.”

(I hand her the $3.00 and the refund slip for her to sign.)

Customer: “Okay, so, now that I have the money back for that, can you fix the price so I can pay what it’s supposed to be?”

Me: “No. You get your money back and the item for free if it rings up incorrectly. It’s only if you have two or more of the same product that you would get the first item for free, and then the second one you would get charged the shelf price for.”

Customer: “So, I don’t have to pay you any money? I just get my money and the bread for free?”

Me: *almost at the end of my patience* “Yes. That is the point of the Scanning Code of Practice.”

Customer: “Well, why didn’t you say that in the first place?”  

Me: *screaming internally*

Not Crying Over Unspilled Milk

, , , , | Right | December 21, 2018

(I’ve had a long day, with a lot of people yelling at me for things out of my control. A coworker has come over to cover my break for me, and I am just about to sign off when a man comes up to my register.)

Customer: “Hi. I got this [Milk Brand that the store doesn’t carry] the other day, and it’s the wrong kind. Can I get a refund?”

Me: “We actually don’t carry that brand of milk.”

Customer: “Are you sure? I have the receipt.”

(He pulls out the receipt, which my coworker and I read through. Lo and behold, there is no milk to be found on the receipt.)

Me: “No, there’s no [Brand] milk on here. Sorry about that.”

Customer: “Huh. I don’t know where my head is today. Don’t worry about it. Sorry about holding you up. Have a nice day.”

(He leaves with his milk and I turn to my coworker, both of us dumbfounded at what just took place.)

Me: “Did he actually just not get really angry about that, or was I just imagining it?”

Coworker: “No, that definitely happened.”

This Write Up Isn’t Going To Stick(er)

, , , , | Working | December 21, 2018

(I am working in a grocery store’s front end department. One of our duties is to perform an hourly floor inspection, which involves using a scanner to scan several barcodes placed at various points around the store. Our scanner is infamous for sometimes turning off in the middle of a walk. When it does this, it’ll sometimes skip ahead a sticker for no reason, though I’ve yet to experience this myself. I’m doing the hourly walk one day, when my department manager approaches me.)

Front End Manager: “[My Name], make sure you scan all the stickers. We’ve had a lot of skipped stickers lately, and have fallen behind on floor inspections. We cannot allow this to continue.”

Me: “Don’t worry; I’ll get them all.”

(The walk goes smoothly, until the scanner unexpectedly quits on me midway through. When I get it back on, sure enough, it skips ahead a sticker. I complete the walk, anyway, and talk to the front end manager when I get back to the service desk.)

Me: “Umm, [Front End Manager], the gun skipped ahead a sticker.”

(She looks at the gun, then scowls at me and goes to her station and comes back with a clipboard.)

Front End Manager: “Sign this.”

Me: *realizing she’s writing me up* “But what did I do? The gun quit on me midwalk!”

Front End Manager: “We literally just talked about this before the walk. You can’t skip any of the stickers. We cannot afford any more skips. Read it over and sign it. Now.”

(I read over the write-up, and notice that she has written that if it happens again, I will be fired on the spot. Fearful for my job at this point, I reluctantly sign it while the front end manager grins at me menacingly. For a while I get very antsy whenever I do the inspection, but thankfully the scanner doesn’t die on me during that time… until about ten days later when my luck runs out and it dies again, resulting in another skipped sticker.)

Me: “Oh, God, I’m going to be fired. I’m going to be fired. No. No, this cannot be happening.”

(I nearly have a panic attack when the assistant manager notices and brings me to her office.)

Assistant Manager: *worried* “[My name], are you all right? What’s wrong?”

Me: *panicking* “I’m going to be fired.”

Assistant Manager: “You are not going to be fired. Please, take a deep breath and tell me what happened.”

Me: “I was doing the walk and the scanner died, and it skipped a sticker.”

Assistant Manager: “Don’t worry about it! We have new scanners coming in later this week. And don’t worry about it skipping a sticker; there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Me: “But I was written up for skipping a sticker!”

Assistant Manager: *pause* “Were you really written up for that?”

Me: “Yes, look in my file! [Front End Manager] wrote me up, and said I would be fired if it happened again!”

(He looks and finds my write-up.)

Assistant Manager: “Hmm. You weren’t written up for this before, were you?”

Me: “No, this is the first time I’ve ever been written up for anything.”

Assistant Manager: “I see.” *sigh* “I’ll bring her in here. I promise, you will not be fired.”

(He calls the front end manager to the office. As soon as she comes in, the front end manager promptly turns to me.)

Front End Manager: “Let me guess. You skipped another one.”

Me: “Yes.”

Front End Manager: “Figured as much! You’re fired!”

Assistant Manager: “No. I will be stopping you right there, [Front End Manager]. You cannot fire [My Name].”

Front End Manager: “Yes, I can, and I am! I specifically stated on his write-up—”

Assistant Manager: “You mean this write-up?” *holds my write-up to the front end’s face* “This write-up that not only was for something that doesn’t even warrant a warning, but also violated the company discipline policy?”

Front End Manager: “Yes! Now let me fire him!”

Assistant Manager: “No. You will not get that opportunity.” *puts my write-up through the shredder, then faces me* “You can go back to work now. I’d like some time in private with [Front End Manager].”

(The front end manager was written up and suspended three days without pay — apparently it was not her first time issuing bogus write-ups. When she returned, she was forbidden from issuing any sort of discipline without first going to the assistant manager or store manager. Unfortunately, it didn’t stop her from coming up with excuses to nitpick about my work. Finally fed up with her a month later, I requested a transfer to another store. On my last day before the transfer, I noticed that her photo had been taken down from the management team wall. I was worried at this point that she was going to transfer to my new store. Thankfully, she didn’t, and I worked another three and a half years at the new store before leaving for a higher-paying construction job. To this day, I still don’t know if my old front end manager was fired or if she transferred to a different store, but I never saw her at any of the company’s stores in the area after my transfer, so I’m leaning towards the former.)