Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 4
I’m working at the only checkout lane in a small corner shop in a small town in Scotland. The weather has been bad lately, so a lot of locals who usually drive to the larger supermarkets or people who would usually be spending their weekend in the town are forced to use our little shop.
A younger man is in the queue, and he is making his personal distaste for having to wait his turn quite loudly known.
Young Man: “F*** me, this store is slow! What are you doing up there, counting it out on your bloody fingers?”
Me: “Sir, I apologise, but it’s just me today, and we’re not usually this busy. I am going as fast as I can.”
Young Man: “Well, your fast-as-you-can is slower than a snail with [derogatory term for people with a developmental disorder]. Hurry the f*** up!”
At that, the older woman immediately in front of him in the queue turns on him.
Old Woman: “Listen, boy. This is one of the few stores in the area that still accepts checks, I have a big fat checkbook in my bag that I am happy to use, I have nowhere else to be today, and I have forgotten my glasses. Don’t… test me!“
He was silent for the rest of his time in line. The scary old lass somehow got a staff discount…
Related:
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 3
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 2
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman
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