Flat Earthers Go To The Beach
I lifeguard for the city of Laguna Beach, just south of Los Angeles, when I am home from college during summer. I am chatting with a tourist who is asking about my job when they spot and point to Catalina Island, which is approximately twenty-two miles away.
Tourist: “Wow! Hawaii looks so big from here!”
Me: *Stifling my laughter.* “That’s just a local island. Hawaii is considerably further away.”
Tourist: “So Hawaii is behind that?”
Me: “Technically?”
The tourist thanks me for my time and I go to relieve my coworker.
Coworker: “What did they say that is making you laugh?”
I relay the story.
Coworker: “Yeah I spoke to them earlier. They’re from Arizona and they spotted the glare coming off the houses on Palos Verdes point—” *Approximately fifty miles north.* “—and they said, “Oh geez, look at all that snow on Alaska!” I laughed thinking they were joking, but based on what you just told me I am thinking otherwise.”