(Our shipping trucks arrive at three am, so the early shift often talks about random things to keep our minds active enough to move and sort the boxes without just falling asleep on top of them. Usually it’s nerdy stuff. One day…)
Coworker #1: *to [Coworker #2]* “Well, the Punisher is all extreme anti-hero business since he’s more of a ‘shoot them all’ kind of guy, whereas Batman is a little bit more mellow when it comes to handling villains… not counting Frank Miller’s psychotic imaginings of him being the ‘G**D*** Batman’….”
Manager: “Oh my GOD! Nowhere else do I learn so much about crap I don’t care about. Can’t you find something else to occupy your brains?”
Coworker #3: *singing* “I’d guess you’d say…”
Me: “What can make me feel this way?”
Coworkers #1, #4, and #5: “My girl, my girl, my girl!”
Manager: “Something else!”
Me: “You remind me of the babe!”
Manager: “Noooo…”
Coworker #1: “What babe?”
Coworker #2: “The babe with the power!”
Manager: “I’M SORRY I SAID ANYTHING! GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT COMIC BOOKS!”
(The manager then flees the stock room under the pretense of taking a full cart out to the floor.)
Coworker #1: *to the manager’s fleeing back* “Never complain about our topics of discussion… we can always find something else annoying to switch to!”