The Silence Of The Fans
(There is a villain in Doctor Who known as “The Silence.” They are instantly forgotten the moment you look away from them. My friend is going in to get a tattoo done that features the villain along with the words, “Silence will fall.”)
Tattoo Artist: “So, just the words will be [price].”
Friend: “What about the alien?”
Tattoo Artist: “What alien?”
Friend: “This alien.” *holds up reference picture*
Tattoo Artist: “Oh, right, hang on.” *turns to calculate price* “Just the words will be [same price as before].”
Friend: *getting frustrated* “But what about the alien?!”
Tattoo Artist: “What alien?”
Friend: “The f****** alien in the picture!”
Me: “[Friend], I think he’s just messing with you.”
Friend: “What?”
Me: “Remember where the alien comes from?”
Friend: “Son of a b****.”
Tattoo Artist: “Sorry about that, man. All together, it will be [different price than before].”