And Now I’m Craving Donuts, Too. Thanks.
One night while we are doing dishes, my wife mentions really having a craving for donuts from a certain shop she likes that’s a bit of a drive away from our house. I decide I want to be nice and surprise her, so I get up early and drive to the donut shop. While I’m waiting in line, my father walks in.
Me: “Hey, what are you doing here?”
Dad: “[Mother] mentioned she was craving donuts from here and I got up early to surprise her. What about you?”
Me: “[Wife] was craving donuts.”
Just then, my brother-in-law walks in and is surprised to see us.
Me: “Let me guess, [Sister] was craving donuts?”
He nods.
Me: “Just out of curiosity, do you guys start drooling when you hear bells like I do?”
Turns out my wife, mom, and sister had gone out to lunch the day before and all of our “surprises” weren’t as much our idea as we had thought.