We Wish This Author Understood Chinese!
At our local Chinese restaurant, the food is good, but every time, something strange happens.
One time, we enter ten minutes after the doors opened. Lights are on but there is nobody, not even staff. We stand around for a few minutes and then start making polite noises until a man appears. He looks straight out of bed and drags a bottle.
He says a few things in Chinese, which we don’t understand. Then, he mumbles:
Man: “Closed. Closed. We closed.”
And he slowly disappears into the kitchen.
So we leave. Just outside the door, we meet the Chinese woman running the dining room, dragging bags and a stack of boxes, clearly too heavy for her. She asks why we’re leaving, so we tell her what happened.
She clearly understands us, as she drops everything on the floor and marches to the kitchen, her face an angry declaration of war.
From the kitchen comes a loud discussion going back and forth, back and forth, in Chinese, between a very angry, fast-speaking woman voice and a sleepy, slow, male voice. Something breaks and the male voice stops abruptly.
The kitchen door swings open, and the woman strides out angry as a thunder cloud and then looks at us. Her face just switches to the most radiant, warm, welcoming smile you’ve ever seen, and she says with perfect, professional calm:
Woman: “Dinner will be served in ten minutes.”