This was back in the early 1990s, when I was about ten years old. The gaming console Super Nintendo had just hit the market, kids were going crazy over it, and you were the cool cat on the block if your parents were gracious enough to bless you with one. My mom was gracious enough to bless me with a new lawnmower after gagging on the $200 price tag.
As I was absolutely dying for a console of my own, that lawnmower became my girlfriend that summer as I was on a daily basis either riding my bike around knocking on doors and pestering people for lawn work or pushing my lawnmower to the next address of the person who’d said yes. After a while, regulars were referring me to other people, I was getting calls offering other odd jobs, and my wallet was getting fatter and fatter to the point where my mom opened a savings account and had me put it all there for safekeeping.
Then, one day, I found myself locked out of the house after my mom left to work a short morning shift and I stepped outside briefly only for the wind to blow the door shut. Trying to be MacGyver, I used a pocket knife to remove a screen and get back inside. However, in the process of trying to fit the screen back in, I lost my footing and fell against the large plate glass window, leaving a spectacular sunburst splitting pattern. And like a scene out of a bad sitcom, our landlord rolled up about five minutes later and exited his vehicle with a cheery, “Good morning! Is [Mom] home?”
As he surveyed the damaged window, he commented;
Landlord: “Yeah, these screens are kind of tricky. If you’re locked out, just run to the neighbor’s house and give me a call; my wife or I will let you in. Please don’t do this. This costs $200 to replace.”
And by dumb luck, I was only $10 from my $200 goal.
I spent the next couple of hours walking around the block, kicking things and screaming substituted words for profanity. When I headed back home a couple of hours later, I noticed a large van parked in front of our house with the words “Emergency Window Repair” printed on it, and I knew I was dead. I turned around and left.
Hours later, I decided that I had no choice but to face the music and say goodbye to my hard-earned money for acting stupid.
Dragging myself in like I was heading for my beheading, I beheld my mom, calmly sprawled out on the couch and watching television.
Mom: *Glaring at me* “Where have you been? I told you not to leave the house while I’m at work. If you want to go canvassing around the area looking for lawn work, you wait until I’m home! Do that again and you’re grounded for two weeks!”
Me: “Yes…” *Waiting for it*
Mom: *Turning back to the television* “Oh, by the way, the landlord stopped by a little while ago. He said you did a nice job mowing his mom’s lawn and that it was nice of you that you later turned around and gave her back the money she paid you because she was in a wheelchair and on oxygen.”
I’m not sure I can describe my mix of emotions (or my mom’s confusion as to why I was laying on my bed and staring at the ceiling with an enormous smile on my face). I can tell you, though, that the Super Nintendo I bought brought me years of joy.