This happens in my first few months as an IT guy for my current job with a health care provider. I am pretty new and really only know the basics of IT. I only got the gig because they were desperate; the whole team had turned over save for the boss and one tech.
For the most part, this place uses 95% full-sized Dell Optiplexes. They have a handful of micro FormFactors, but they are few and far between and are generally reserved for administration. I get a call for help from a team room where all of our nurses work, and when I get there, one nurse is absolutely frantic.
Nurse #1: “Someone stole our PC!”
I take this proclamation with a grain of salt and take a look at the workstation. The monitor is powered on but the screen is black. I look beneath the desk and see… there’s no desktop. All eleven other workstations in this room have those large Optiplexes underneath the desk and this one has nada. Oh, shoot. Someone did steal their PC!
I call up the boss.
Me: “Hey, what do we do? There’s no PC here; I think it may have been stolen!”
Boss: “Sit tight. I’ll be right there.”
My boss gets down to the room within ten minutes and does the same examination I do. He comes to the same conclusion: this PC was jacked right from under our noses! He starts talking to the other nurses about who has been in the room recently, starts making calls to security to get logs, and writes an email up to finance to purchase a replacement.
Then, another nurse walks up to us.
Nurse #2: “Did you check behind the monitor?”
Sure enough, mounted right behind the monitor was a tiny little micro Optiplex that was powered off. I hit the power button and let the original nurse get back to work.
Needless to say, both “IT professionals” involved felt a little embarrassed.