We Thought We Were The Only Staff With This Running Gag!
I am majoring in [Major #1] at my university. I sign on as a Teaching Assistant (TA) early on and get on very well with all of the teachers. The lead teacher for the course, [Professor #1], starts jokingly telling me, “You’re fired!” any time I have a question or problem.
Me: “[Professor #1], this power supply seems to be busted.”
Professor #1: “You’re fired!”
Me: “This student needs a password reset for the online homework system.”
Professor #1: “You’re fired!”
And so on.
At some point, an additional instructor, [Professor #2], is hired, and he joins in the goofiness.
I continue as a TA for this course throughout my Bachelor’s degree and on into the first semester of my Master’s. My Master’s is a combined program for [Major #1] and [Major #2], but the actual degree will be in [Major #2]. For this first semester, I am working half of my time in the TA position and the other half assisting a [Major #2] professor with her research website.
My bosses in [Major #1] suggest that since I am now technically pursuing [Major #2], I should find work in their department fully and cease being a TA for [Major #1]. As I’ve been a TA in great standing for so many years and absolutely love it, I am fairly devastated.
Nonetheless, I follow their advice and end up getting an appointment to teach a full class the following semester in [Major #2]. This eases the blow, as I want to become a professor anyway.
I report the news to everyone at our next weekly TA meeting. [Professor #2] gets a huge grin on his face, like a child let loose in a candy warehouse, and says:
Professor #2: “Finally! After all these years, I get to say it for real! [My Name], you’re fired!”