Don’t Stress Your Third Of A Brain Cell Over It
A customer checks out and buys three candies for a dollar. I start serving the next customer, but then he comes back holding his receipt.
Customer: “Excuse me, but why are two candy bars $0.33 and one $0.34?”
Me: “That’s how they ring up with the deal — three for a dollar.”
Customer: “But they should all be the same price.”
Me: “If they were all $0.33, then it would be $0.99 cents, not a dollar. It’s just how the system counts them when applying the deal.”
Customer: “No! They should all be the same price!”
Me: “What price should they be?”
Customer: “A third of a dollar!”
Me: “Which is what?”
Customer: “Well… it’s…”
He starts doing the mental math as I finish checking out the next customer. The first customer slowly realizes that you can’t evenly split a dollar into even thirds using just pennies.
Customer: “Oh, my God! You should have just told me! I swear I’m not the dumbest person on the planet.”
I’m about to reassure him before the next customer speaks up:
Next Customer: “You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you’d sure better hope he doesn’t die.”
I filed that under my list of things I can’t say to customers but wish I could…
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