Ah, The Delightful Quirks Of Gender
I’m the writer of this story.
When I first came to Japan, I went to a Japanese language school in Yokohama. I had a great apartment a twenty- to twenty-five-minute from the school, and since I always went there and back at the same time, I got to know and chat with some of my neighbors and other people who happened to be walking along that same road.
One of these was an elderly man who lived in my neighborhood whom I often saw on my way home. One day, he invited me to meet and chat with a group of his equally elderly friends. I was a little shy but didn’t know enough Japanese at the time to refuse, so I went along with him. It was the middle of winter, and so I was wrapped up in quite a few layers that pretty much hid any kind of figure I had. (Japanese winters can be bitter if, like me, you’re not used to the cold.)
The group was lovely and asked me a lot of questions about where I came from, did I like Japan — the usual catechism that foreigners get. About ten minutes later, one of the women leaned forward.
Woman: “You have really beautiful skin.”
This is a comment I often get from random Japanese people since the genetic lottery gave me skin that is smooth and naturally very pale, which is considered beautiful in Japan. I’m also never entirely sure how to answer it.
Me: “Oh…uh…thank you.”
Woman: “Yes. You almost look like a woman.”
After much hysterical choking and spluttering into his tea, the man who’d invited me said:
Man: “She is a woman!”
I know I have a pretty deep voice, but I hadn’t realized it was THAT deep!