My partner is mildly allergic to cats, and both of us travel too frequently to have a dog. I get it, but I miss having pets, so when one of my friends says in the shared group chat that she’s found a stray kitten who needs a permanent home, and my partner says he’s willing to meet the kitten, I’m delighted. I don’t go with him to the first meeting because I don’t want to push him into a pet he doesn’t want, but I shouldn’t have worried; he’s swept away by kitten cuteness, and even better, the kitten turns out to be at least partially a low-allergy breed, so my partner doesn’t get more than a slightly stuffy nose.
I’m so delighted to be getting a cat that I’m more than happy to let my partner pick out a name. He could name the little furball Beef-And-Cheese-Combo, and I’d still just be excited to be getting a pet! Being my partner, however, he spends a solid week picking out a deeply symbolic name in archaic Sanskrit, meaning “Zen” and “the root of all wisdom”. It’s a bit big a name for a very small kitten, but who cares? We’re getting a cat!
We’re a few months into blissfully being owned by a (now very pampered) cat when we go over to my cousin’s for dinner one night. My cousin mentioned that he and his wife had recently gotten a cat, too, and we very quickly meet her: a beautiful long-haired princess who comes to greet us at the door.
Partner: *Happily petting her* “Awww, what a sweet girl! She’s getting along okay with your dog, then?”
Cousin: “Yep, they’re friends. I think he scared her a little at first, but one hiss, and he backed off, and they’ve been getting along great since then.”
Partner: “What’s her name?”
Cousin’s Wife: “Garby.”
Me: “Like Greta Garbo, with that thick fur coat?”
Cousin: “Nope, short for Garbage. We found her living in the dumpster, so we named her Garbage.”
Noticing my incredulous expression, his wife explains further.
Cousin’s Wife: “We tried coming up with something a little classier, but we couldn’t find anything we both agreed on. And by then, she was already responding to ‘Garbage Kitten’, so we just went with Garby.”
Partner: “…”
I had to chuckle, while my partner laughingly explained how much thought he’d put into naming our fluffy little hellion. Both strays found their forever homes — but with two very different approaches to pet naming! Neither cat seems to mind, as long as we keep the treats coming.