I used to work as an usher at a live theater. After work, for about two years without fail, a group of us would travel across the street to a popular sit-down restaurant. Because I was a poor high school student, I would get the smallest thing I could, which was a chocolate milkshake with a free side of chips (no salsa).
The issue was that I prefer to eat my milkshake with a spoon; I hate sucking your brains out with those tiny restaurant straws. So, when I ordered, I would say, “Chocolate milkshake, no whipped cream, with a spoon!” I went there for about two years while working as an usher, and it was always the same: “Milkshake with a spoon.” It soon became obvious that my spoon request had spread around the waiters as they would smile and say, “Oh, it’s you! I’ve heard about the spoon. I got ya.”
I ended up traveling abroad for a while and jumping around to other jobs. I didn’t go back to that place until there was a meetup of all the old friends who still lived in the area. This was about three years after my last time setting foot in that restaurant.
We sat down, and I noticed that I vaguely recognized the waiter serving us. He definitely recognized me; he looked up to take my order and said:
Waiter #1: “SPOON MAN! YOU’RE BACK!”
Needless to say, my friends grilled me on this new nickname.
Fast forward seven years. I am now a newlywed. We are looking for what to eat in the area and land on a familiar restaurant. We sit down in the same booth I used to sit in, and I look around, eager to see if I recognize anyone. Nope, no one from before — all new staff. My wife notices I’m kind of disappointed and asks why. As I’m about to answer, our waiter arrives and asks what we would like. We get through our order, and I’m feeling nostalgic, so I add on:
Me: “A chocolate milkshake, no whipped cream with a spoon.”
The waiter starts to chuckle a bit until he sees my face and that I’m completely serious. His mouth drops open and he says, almost reverently:
Waiter #2: “Holy s***… Spoon Man?”
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