Meeee, Meeeself, And I
(A young kid gets lost and my coworker is trying to help but has trouble understanding her.)
Coworker: “What’s your name?”
Kid: “Meeee.”
Coworker: “I mean your name.”
Kid: “Meeeeya.”
Coworker: “Umm, are you with your parents? Mom and Dad?”
Kid: “Yoo.”
Coworker: “Yes?”
Kid: “Yoo.”
Coworker: “No?”
Kid: *shakes head*
Coworker: “Are they here?”
Kid: “Yooos.” *nods head*
Coworker: “Okay, do you know their names? What’s your mom’s name?”
Kid: “Maanyi.”
Coworker: “Mommy? No, her name.”
Kid: “Maannii.”
Coworker: “Dad’s name?”
Kid: “Dedyi!”
(It turned out her name was actually Mia, her mom was Mandy, and her dad was Teddy. She wasn’t just a silly girl with no clue!)