Grandma’s Happiness Has Gone To The Dogs
A woman with a seeing-eye dog gets in line at the fast food place where I work. An older woman and her granddaughter are in line ahead of her.
Customer’s Granddaughter: “Grandma, look! A doggie!”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s terrible!” *Pointing at me* “You! Call a manager! Someone has bought their dog into the restaurant!”
Me: “That’s a service animal, ma’am. They’re allowed in here.”
Customer With The Dog: “This is a working animal, ma’am. He’s here to help me.”
Customer: “That is not a working animal!”
Customer With The Dog: “And how would you know?”
Customer: “He is not working! He looks too happy!”
Customer With The Dog: “That… makes no sense. He’s working, and he’s allowed to be here by law, regardless of how happy you think he looks.”
Customer: “Hmph! Well, I don’t look that happy at work!”
Customer’s Granddaughter: *With childlike innocence* “Grandma, you don’t look happy anywhere!”
I’m glad I wasn’t on my break as I would have spat out my coffee!