Putting The Fun Into Funeral, Part 3
(My brother-in-law and I have an odd dynamic. It’s all in good fun, but we fight more with each other than we do with our real siblings. Everyone is in town for my grandpa’s funeral. The night before, my brother-in-law is teasing my mom about her age, as she is turning 50 in a week. When she goes to playfully swat him, he runs around the table to hide. I grab his sleeve to keep him from escaping. He manages to accidentally pull me over backwards, chair and all. I receive some minor injuries, the most impressive of which was a palm-sized bruise fairly high up on my inner thigh. This conversation is repeated with a few people the next day.)
Relative: “So how is everyone?”
Me: *rolls eyes exaggeratedly and points thumb at [Brother-In-Law]* “This bruiser shows up and not ten minutes later he’s wrecking the joint and beating people up.”
Brother-In-Law: *turns nose up* “I did nothing! You fell off a chair!”
Relative: “…What?”
Me: “Oooh, let me show you my bruise!” *hikes skirt up high enough to show it off*
Mom: *to other relatives after watching this exchange a couple of times* “This is why we don’t usually let them out in public.”