A Signature Solution
I worked at a package warehouse about ten years ago, and part of my tasks at the end of the day was processing successful industrial pickups on pallets that had been completed. These people would sign a paper confirming pickup of their wares, and the papers would be added to a stack for me and a colleague to enter into a computer and work on before going home.
For some odd reason, there would never be any business names on the pickup sheet to look up, nor would there be a barcode for me to scan; I would have to enter an annoyingly long alphanumerical reference number, which would pull up the relevant information. Making it worse was that the number was printed small, and it would be easy to make a mistake and have to retype it again after an error was produced.
Now, Germans are locally notorious for using bizarre “emblems” for their signatures that look more like pictorial logos rather than someone’s name signed in a unique manner. My colleague and I came up with a witty solution to help speed up our process.
Me: “You remember this signature here? The one that looks like a Mexican hat combined with a taco?”
Colleague: “Yeah, that’s [Person #1] from [Business #1]” *Pulls it up* “Yep, they were due a pickup and this is it! What about the rook chess piece signature?”
Me: “Oh, that’s [Person #2] from [Business #2].” *Pulling it up*
Colleague: “The Oreo cookie in the grass…” *Pulling it up and working*
Me: “The pi riding a surfboard…” *Processing*
Colleague: “This one looks like a Sigma with a lightning bolt through it?”
Me: “Look up [Person #3] at [Business #3].” *Continuing working* “I don’t think I’ve seen this one. It’s an M with a curly tail and a record player with a star next to it.”
Colleague: *Without even looking* “[Person #4] at [Business #4].” *Pauses* “What the h*** is this?! It’s like someone gave the pen to a toddler and—”
Me: “Look up [Person #5] at [Business #5].” *Hearing the keyboard clicking* “Am I right?”
Colleague: “Yup!”
And so on!