Way Worse Than A Bee In Your Bonnet
When I am fourteen, I go on a school trip to Normandy to visit the D-Day beaches and various graveyards. For the duration, we stay at a very nice hotel that has a large enough cafeteria to house about forty students and ten teachers.
This incident occurs when we are eating dinner one night. We get a piece of baguette with each meal. I pick up my piece of baguette, but then I stop and put it back down.
Classmate #1: “[My Name], you’re not going to eat your bread?”
Classmate #2: “Yeah, you always eat that first.”
I pick the baguette back up and point at what’s wrong. The piece that I was given has a wasp baked INTO the bread.
Classmate #1: “Oh, dear.”
Classmate #2: “I’ll get a teacher.”
They start waving at the teachers’ table.
Me: “Oh, please don’t. I don’t want to make a fuss.”
Due to being at a low point in my life, I try to avoid confrontations or drawing attention to myself, but one of the language teachers notices my classmate waving and comes over to our table.
Teacher: “What’s wrong?”
Classmate #1: “[My Name]’s bread has a wasp baked into it.” *Passes it to her*
The teacher — who I don’t know, mind you — stares at the bread for a moment before getting a very angry look on her face and striding straight for the kitchen.
Me: “Was— Was that the best idea?”
Classmate #2: “Trust me.”
From the kitchen suddenly bursts a cacophony of angry shouting, none of which we can understand due to it being all in French, but we can definitely tell it’s coming from [Teacher].
A few minutes later, the teacher comes out with a new piece of baguette for me
Me: “Thank— Thank you.”
Teacher: “It has been dealt with.”
She walks off and sits back at the teachers’ table.
Later on, when the big trays of desserts come out, which are normally just big pans of sheet cake, I am given a big slice of fancy chocolate cake by an embarrassed-looking employee before they scurry off. I notice that the teacher has a slice, as well.
Me: “As much as I appreciate the gesture, I can’t eat all of this. Any of you want to share?”
So, alongside the regular sheet cake, I shared the chocolate cake with the five other girls at my table, and for the rest of the time we spent at the hotel, none of the employees would look at me and would always look slightly fearful of the teacher that came to my rescue.