So Much For Being United
At the supermarket where my sister works, a meeting was held because they are going to switch to lease management. They keep their jobs but lose their benefits. After the meeting, the employees complain. A representative of one of the unions responds.
Union Representative: “Don’t complain! You keep your job! You don’t have any need to go on strike. If we find out you’ve done so, we’ll report you.”
The employees decide to go on a surprise strike, calling on the unions that support the strike and obviously not on the union that does not support it. On the day of the strike, in the morning, the strike organiser receives a call from the representative of the union that does not support the strike.
Union Representative: “How can you go on strike without telling us?”
Strike Organiser: “You threatened to report us to the management.”
Union Representative: “But we were just saying that! If you would have told us, we would have come.”
Strike Organiser: “Well, you can come. You don’t live far and the strike lasts all day.”
Union Representative: “Oh, no, er, we’d look bad!”
She hung up without letting the strike organiser say anything.