I own a flower shop, and this has led to a few difficulties making deliveries where buildings are locked up due to health crisis restrictions, but until this point, everything has made sense and just caused a few delays. My mom is making a delivery to the Secretary of State building when she is met with true idiocracy. There is a woman standing outside of the building checking people in, whom my mom approaches.
Mom: “Hello, I have a delivery for [SOS Employee].”
Clerk: “Do you have an appointment?”
Mom: “No, but I don’t need anything from you. I just received an order for [Employee] that I need to drop off.”
Clerk: “I can’t let you in without an appointment.”
Mom: “That’s all right, I don’t need to go in, if you wouldn’t mind taking these in for [Employee]. They were ordered today for her birthday.”
Clerk: “Everyone needs an appointment. We cannot help you without one.”
Mom: “This order was just placed today. There was no way for me to make an appointment to drop them off. Could you just take them inside to [Employee]? They’re for her birthday today.”
She holds out the flowers for the woman to take.
Clerk: “You should have planned ahead and made an appointment.”
Mom: “So, should I just make appointments every day just in case I have to make a delivery? I think that would be a waste of everyone’s time to schedule appointments when I dont know if I have a delivery.”
Clerk: “No, you can not make an appointment unless you need to do business here.”
Mom: “Are you not allowed to receive deliveries here at all? Is that why you can’t take these inside for [Employee]?”
Clerk: “For the last time, you need an appointment in order for me to help you.”
Mom: “Is there a supervisor I can talk to? I don’t think you are listening to me.”
Clerk: “I will not go get anyone else. They will just tell you the same thing.”
Mom: “Listen. For the last time, I do not need help. I just have a delivery for [Employee]. I should not need an appointment to just drop off something for her birthday.”
At this point, she glances into the empty office, makes eye contact with someone else behind the desk, and waves at her. The woman starts to head out to see what is going on.
Clerk: “I said we are not going to bother my supervisor. She won’t let you in without an appointment, either.”
The supervisor comes out a few seconds later.
Supervisor: “Is there something I can help you with?”
Mom: “Yes, I have a delivery for [Employee].” *Holds out the flowers*
Supervisor: “Oh, how beautiful! They must be for her birthday. She is out for lunch right now but, I will make sure she gets them when she gets back.”
Mom: “Thanks, have a great day.
As my mom is walking away, she hears:
Clerk: “She didn’t have an appointment.”
Supervisor: “Why would she need an appointment just to drop off flowers?”