Florida Man Gives iMac To Alligator
I work for a computer chain that has just released a new range of desktop computers available in different colors.
A customer comes in who I can only describe as your typical Floridian redneck. He’s browsing the computers and then walks over to me.
Customer: “Can you make the computer like… covered in alligator skin?”
Me: “Uh… no.”
Customer: “You advertised the computer as coming in lots of colors!”
Me: “Yes, this selection of colors here. Alligator skin is not one of them.”
Customer: “Well, it should be! You need to know your audience and their style!”
Me: “I will let the managers know, sir.”
Customer: “You do that! Tell them to add leopard skin while you’re at it, so my girl can get one, too!”
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