Omelet You Leave Before I Start Laughing At You
I work in a place that is mostly known for breakfast. I try to be understanding, but I have one of those faces that just can’t hide my feelings.
A party of four comes in late one evening. They ask if we serve breakfast all day. Yes, we do. I start taking their orders, and all is going well until this.
Me: “Ma’am, what will you be having?”
Guest #1: “Do your omelets have eggs?”
I am stunned into silence, my face saying, “Are you an idiot?” Thank heavens her friends are cool.
Guest #2: “It’s an omelet! What do you think it’s made with?!”