That’s It! Nobody Wish Anyone Anything Anymore!
I’ve just finished helping two elderly women. They’ve both been very polite and pleasant to deal with throughout the entire transaction, other than being a little disappointed that we are sold out of Christmas stamps.
Me: “You two are all set! I hope you both have a wonderful day and enjoy your holiday season!”
[Woman #1] suddenly shoots me a death glare.
Woman #2: “Happy holidays to you as well, sweetie!”
They walk to the door; the rest of the conversation is between the two of them as they leave.
Woman #1: *Loudly* “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
Woman #2: “What?”
Woman #1: “It’s ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS,’ not ‘Happy Holidays’!”
Woman #2: “I said, ‘Merry Christmas.’”
Woman #1: “No! You said, ‘Happy Holidays,’ like a liberal hippie! It’s not ‘Happy Holidays’!”
Woman #2: “Well, I didn’t say, ‘Happy Holidays,’ now, did I?! I am not a liberal hippie! Do I look like a liberal hippie to you?! I only ever say, ‘Merry Christmas’!”
Their argument continued as they walked out the door and into the coffee shop next door. I can only hope, for the sake of the employees next door, that their argument ended quickly!