Piranha Sharknado
(My fifth-grade class is at a lake, to learn to canoe.)
Student: “Oh, my god, I don’t want to go in ’cause there’s piranhas and sharks in there!”
Me: “Wait, what?”
Student: “I just know it’s full of sharks and piranhas!”
Me: *now sarcastic* “Oh, no! Not the Wisconsin POND SHARKS!”
Student: “I know, right?!”
Chaperone: “Calm down. There are no sharks or piranhas in this lake.”
(Immediately, the tornado sirens are tested.)
Student: “See?! I knew it!”
(Throughout the rest of the hour, the student was screaming and bumping into things with their canoe.)